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TWO YEARS.

TWO YEARS OF THIS BLOG, AND I HAVE GOTTEN NO FURTHER IN MY QUEST TO

do whatever it was that I wanted to do.

Yeah.

THIS IS MY NEWSPAPER ARTICLE I'M GONNA DO:

So, some loony (loonies) decided to let Ethan voice his opinion to the loyal readers of the school paper! All four of them! Muahaha!

Maybe I should have some strand of what seems like a thought process in this. But, on the other hand, they did say, "Ethan, just write whatever you want." So, I'll go with their idea.

I enjoy socks. What I really enjoy is wearing two pairs of socks on a cold winter day whilst sipping on hot chocolate. I'll do this and read Calvin and Hobbes strips for about 7 hours. Maybe more. I don't remember how long I've done this, all I know is that the double pair of socks makes it MUCH more enjoyable. But, I'm getting off the point that I saved in my head to talk about.

Girls have better socks.

Really, they have toe socks, rainbow socks, cartoon character socks, socks with socks on them (with little pockets to hold socks that you put over your socks). Mostly, I am very jealous of girls' socks. What's worse is that they flaunt their socks. They flaunt their socks in such a way that (I think) makes everyone jealous of their over-colorful socks that they wear.

I'm already going to be made fun of on a regular basis for being jealous of womens' feet clothing. I can feel it. BUT! You boys can't say you've looked at a good pair of socks and wished you had them. You really want those great socks, but you keep these feelings locked inside. You want to just tear their socks off and dawn them upon your head to show that YOU ARE KING OF SOCKS. WHO SHALL BE YOUR QUEEN? NO-ONE, THAT'S WHO! BECAUSE GIRLS HAVE RULED SOCKLAND FOR FAR TOO LONG! NEW LEADERSHIP IS IN ORDER! PREPARE THE SOCKS ARMY.

Sometimes these are the thoughts that keep me from my math homework.