Ok, let's start out small and then we can go to the grand scheme of things.
1. Children are stupid
2. Adults are self-obsessed
3. Teenagers are stupid and self-obsessed
4. Yes you are
I hate teenagers. I ESPECIALLY hate freshman. And I super-HATE people who wear t-shirts of bands they havn't bought even a CD of. I really despise people who think they're better than everyone else. I can't stand slackers. I hate people who think they're funny. I hate hypocrites.
So, I hate myself.
I have decided to take off most of anyone who has added me on MySpace. I only want ~20 friends. Make note, because the following list is the people who probably get to stay on.
1. Allison (For being awesome)
2. Jesus (Cause I'm full of myself)
3. Frog (Because he's warm at night)
4. Vall (She's cool)
5. Chelsea (She's cool)
6. Ken (She's cool)
7. Izzy (He's cool)
8. Kayla (Cousin, cool)
9. Josh (Cousin, cool)
10. Abi (Cool)
11. Sarah (Cool)
12. Sarah (Cool)
13. Ariel (Cool)
14. Alyssa (Cool)
15. Haleigh (Best friend)
16. Sareece (Cool)
17. Levi (Cool)
18. Chris (Cool)
19. Lexy (Cool)
20. Probably someone else, but I dunno.
Seriously, I hardly know most of my 84 "friends". I'm so sick of people. Maybe it's the lack of food/sleep/care. I can't stand going to school and pretending to be friends with people I can't stand being around anymore. PLEASE STOP ASKING WHAT MY PROBLEM IS. Because I will never (unless I'm in a deeply sarcastic mood) tell you the reason. (And if I am deeply sarcastic, you will think I'm joking.)
STOP
STOP STOP
STOP STOP STOP ASSUMING I DO DRUGS
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?
I DO NOT (keyword: not) DO DRUGS.
Please stop.
Oh yeah.
PEDOPHILES ARE PEOPLE TOO.
I'm not joking.
I'M NOT JOKING.
Really, I'm sick of people saying "omg gay marriage is cool" and then the other second saying "pedophiles r sick lol".
You don't know what you're talking about.
I know some REALLY cool people who aren't attracted to people their age. It doesn't mean they are 50-year-old men who are in their basement stalking children. I mean normal people like you and me (girls and boys) who just are attracted to children. Seriously, if you're going to say people can get married no matter what, please mean it.
Even if it is a 38-year-old in love with a 15-year-old.
Stop your bullshit.
PS: Please stop talking about Guitar Hero, it makes me sound like an obsessed freak when I have to correct you on song titles.
Seriously, "Buckethead" is NOT "Jordan".
I hate myself.
